A fine question. On the surface, one would call him a hidden character from the
Obscure Sonic title, "Sonic R." That answers is a bit oversimplified, however, and
much like calling Cthulhu "that squid." To be honest, we don't fully understand what
the Tails Doll is, but we do know the following:
The Tails Doll is not of this world.
It is neither machine, nor truly alive, and thus it can never die.
It is the antithesis of life.
It is the void in which existence itself is meaningless, and hence suffers eternal
hunger. A hunger for the life it can never aspire to.
It's insatiable appetite is for souls, and yours will do nicely.
He is every pain you have ever felt, and every illness you have ever feared.
He is all your darkest secrets, and some that you have yet to discover.
He is everything and nothing.
He is the future.
He is the Omega.
He is slightly orange, and somewhat fuzzy.
They say if you stare into the abyss for long enough, the abyss stares back. If you
stare at the Tails Doll for long enough, it will not only stare back, but feast upon our
eye balls from the inside as well.
Sonic R is notable in the steaming pile of Sonic spin-offs, is that the game is, was, and
forever shall be CURSED. Anyone who has ever played this game has wound up
dead, or worse. Anyone who claims to have played it and survived, sanity intact, is a
bold-face liar and should be punched in the face immediately. The stories on this site
have been painstakingly researched and culled from the Internet (read: stuff I posted
elsewhere.) Read these terrifying, true accounts, and may God have mercy on your
soul -- before the Tails Doll gets to it first.
Obscure Sonic title, "Sonic R." That answers is a bit oversimplified, however, and
much like calling Cthulhu "that squid." To be honest, we don't fully understand what
the Tails Doll is, but we do know the following:
The Tails Doll is not of this world.
It is neither machine, nor truly alive, and thus it can never die.
It is the antithesis of life.
It is the void in which existence itself is meaningless, and hence suffers eternal
hunger. A hunger for the life it can never aspire to.
It's insatiable appetite is for souls, and yours will do nicely.
He is every pain you have ever felt, and every illness you have ever feared.
He is all your darkest secrets, and some that you have yet to discover.
He is everything and nothing.
He is the future.
He is the Omega.
He is slightly orange, and somewhat fuzzy.
They say if you stare into the abyss for long enough, the abyss stares back. If you
stare at the Tails Doll for long enough, it will not only stare back, but feast upon our
eye balls from the inside as well.
Sonic R is notable in the steaming pile of Sonic spin-offs, is that the game is, was, and
forever shall be CURSED. Anyone who has ever played this game has wound up
dead, or worse. Anyone who claims to have played it and survived, sanity intact, is a
bold-face liar and should be punched in the face immediately. The stories on this site
have been painstakingly researched and culled from the Internet (read: stuff I posted
elsewhere.) Read these terrifying, true accounts, and may God have mercy on your
soul -- before the Tails Doll gets to it first.